Sunday, September 22, 2019

Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes





Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and she's killing me Yo mama's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace Yo mama's like a gas station... pay before you pump Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor" Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving." Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
You Mama smokes so many cigarettes she sold your ass for a pack of Newports Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight! Yo mama's snatch is so dry even her crabs carry cantenes Yo mama so country when she got in an elevator she thought it was a new mobile home Yo mama like Walmart, she's still the low price leader Yo mama got more extensions, then AT&T Yo mama has a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion Yo mama got more clap than an auditorium Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo MamaÂ's so EZ, She iz like a light switch, anybody or anything can turn her on It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat! Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo mama look like Cedric the Entertainer with a wig yo mamma is so dry you make the Sahara Desert look wet submitted by: bob_95 Yo mama like Comcast I haven't paid her in like 3 months Yo mama so nice she'd give me the hair off her back Yo mama dress so bright she looks like she got lost in a crayon store yo mama was born on April 1st. guess that means she was a joke! submitted by: sierraprejean Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. yo momma glasses so thick and unbreakable its how Corning invented "Gorilla Glass" submitted by: tayab_ali01 You mama so smart, when she was under House Arrest, she sailed around the world in her House Boat submitted by: Puddles3522 Yo mama is like a television even a three year old can turn her on Yo mama so easy, I asked her what time is it and she said time to fuck Yo mamma jokes are SOOOO old... they aint even funny even more. Yo mama has two penises and your one of them Yo mama is like a mesqito she wont stop suckin to you slap her Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo mama so small, she can use a bottle cap as a surf board. submitted by: jordanwilcosky Yo mama twice the man you are. Q: Whats the difference between yo mama and gas prices? A: Gas prices keep going up on the public and yo mama keeps going down on the public Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Your moms like a bowling ball. She gets greased up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more. Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. Yo mama's hairline so far back on her it looks like its on somebody else's head Yo mamma so smart that she knew there was no difference between your face and a pile of trash submitted by: cyborg1020 Yo mama's profile so jacked up she has her own reality show "Pimp my sides" Yo mama like the hardware store, only 25 cents a screw Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs Yo mamas butt hairs are so long they get clogged in the toilet when she flushes Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear I don't know what sucks more your yo mama jokes or your mom Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. yo mama so drunck she went to a bar an looked in the mirror an started to cus her self out submitted by: mscherrybottem Yo momma's dandruff is so bad, everytime she dances, school gets cancelled for a snow day. submitted by: HPFanOver9000 Yo mama is like a brick, she gets laid by mexicans. submitted by: ehscorpion Yo mama so stinky that when she weny in public everybody said damn is an animal or what submitted by: inanmi1990 Yo mama is so hunched-back, she has to wear goggles when she takes a piss. submitted by: rmarrero128 yo mama so black she jumped in the ocean everybody said look at that oil spill submitted by: annieturner1 Yo mama so small she can glide from a dorito submitted by: dasheanhavis9 Yo mama so white that when she fell in the snow people said, where'd she go? submitted by: mansfeilddime Yo mama breath so hot when she yawned she popped a bag of popcorn. submitted by: Davina071394 Yo mama so black when she sat on a black couch she blended in. submitted by: nwalker Yo mama so kind, I broke her hip, I ate her muffins, I smashed her lamp, and and I deleted her favorite show (Doc.Mcstuffins) and she did not seem to mind. submitted by: Lauren.fleming04 Yo mama is so mean they don't give her happy meals at McDonalds! submitted by: eric-aguilar123 Yo mama like Home Depot,"If you can do it, we can help" submitted by: mweinhoffer Yo mama's house so dirty I had to wipe my feey coming out the house submitted by: starmeer Yo mama so hot that if you take one look at her you eyes melt out of your head submitted by: ctcan123456789 You so ugly yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot. submitted by: coolcat95 Your moms like a brick she gets laid by Mexicans submitted by: ehscorpion Yo mama so full of shit her eyes are brown. submitted by: colinmorra yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuses her of global warming submitted by: jacoviswatson Yo mama is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps! submitted by: misschieve Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down! submitted by: mcdaniel1533 Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape. submitted by: limbocrazy2123 Yo mama is like a shotgun all she's interested in is cocking and blowing submitted by: perrydavid23 Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night submitted by: limbocrazy2123 Yo mama so easy a caveman can do her submitted by: papaspecialgirl Yo mama so white that when she fell in the snow people said whered she go submitted by: mansfeilddime Yo mamas like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet submitted by: dennisrocks177 Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away submitted by: bbarrett3077 Yo family is so black when they hold hands they look like a hummer limo? submitted by: son1cf1re Yo mama so gay she had sex with her grandma who was 87 years old. submitted by: melvina_hilliard Yo momma so racist, that she made her boyfriend suck the color out of her. submitted by: keithreshod yo mama so easy a caveman can do her yo momma so chatty that she signed into Skype and it said ERROR too much infomation submitted by: andrewkoffman234



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