Friday, December 1, 2017

Short jokes 1 + 1 = ?

Teacher asks Shrimp:

- 1 + 1 what?

- I do not know.

- I go home to ask people, tomorrow to answer the teacher.

"Mom, 1 + 1 by the shrimp?" Asked the mother. The mother heard the question, impatiently said: "Go out soon!".

Shrimp asked Dad again. Dad is watching football. At the time when Shrimp asked the ball in the net, Dad said: "Good ...".

Shrimp ran to ask his brother when he was on the phone with his lover: "I'm downstairs waiting for you".

Short jokes 1 plus 1=?

The next day, the teacher asked Shrimp:

- 1 + 1 = how much?

- Go out immediately.

The teacher is too slapped with a shrimp. Shrimp replied:

- Tasty.

Unbearable, he said:

- Go out now!

- I'm waiting for you downstairs.

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